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Swatting Bats

by Swatting Bats

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1.
Anarchy 02:32
Dictatorship, monarchy, democracy and bills of secrecy guns will blaze if you disobey to turn on our rulers I wait for the day steal from the public who will know shopping in Paris let's just go! dictatorship, monarchy, democracy and government Anarchy in the RSA (x2) Shower caps, private jets, lavish homes and faking deaths another naughty crook is running the country rapists, thieves are governers get away with murder we all know don't take away the power during the show dictatorship, monarchy, democracy and government Anarchy in the RSA (x2) All these rules are set to be but ruling party you don't control me Anarchy in the RSA (x4)
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SPOC 02:32
Hello six pack of confidence it’s so good to see you here again been so long since we last met been so long since last weekend this is the night we’ve been waiting for Friday night starts in... 1-2, 1 2 3 4 Oh how I’ve missed that ice cold touch the taste of beer and getting drunk wow-oh this is how we have our fun We’ll get loud, we’ll get rude we going to break a thing or two wow-oh this is how we have out fun night falls and good memories will come this is how we have our fun we’re going to drink till the daylight comes we’re going to drink, all night long this is the night we’ve been waiting for Friday night starts in... 1-2, 1 2 3 4 Oh how I’ve missed that ice cold touch the taste of beer and getting drunk wow-oh this is how we have our fun We’ll get loud, we’ll get rude we going to break a thing or two wow-oh this is how we have out fun
3.
Scare Bears 02:31
On the Saturday of every month The creatures that are stuffed with fluff All make their way down through the rough To fill their sacrificial lust They’re not as cuddly as they seem It’s blood and guts Not scones and tea Forget the rhyme that you know This is how the story goes If you go down to the woods today You’re in for a big surprise If you go down to the woods today You’d better close your eyes For what you’ll see even frightens me From burning crosses to blasphemy Today’s the day more than any day The teddy bears are satanic They’ll string you up from the trees And cut you open from your knees And stuff you with a lot of fluff Until you are cuddly and soft They’ll cut you down Pass you around Watch as their frowns turn upside down They’ll leave you lying on the ground As they head home without a sound If you go down to the woods today You’re in for a big surprise If you go down to the woods today You’d better close your eyes For what you’ll see even frightens me From burning crosses to blasphemy Today’s the day more than any day The teddy bears are satanic
4.
Enemy 04:05
In dark rooms they conspire under booming skies it transpires these humans we call leaders lying propaganda spewers say they have the best intentions killing for our protection wars become the game to play gambling our life away Put on his coat adjusted his hat dressed for war never coming back Mother in tears eyes unprepared the horrors of war haunting for years Mother, I must go It is my destiny to return home The young minds infected with lies of the old brainwashing us to be weapons of war stand up straight and salute your flag pledge allegiance to the man You're sent into fight and your fight is right you're sent into fight and you are the enemy sent into fight and your fight is right sent into fight and you are the enemy (sent into fight to kill for our rights) Mother I must go It is my destiny to return home I'll kiss you good bye and close the door my fathers footsteps lead me to war Sent into fight and our fight is right sent into fight and we are the enemy Sent into fight and our fight is right sent into fight and we are the enemy YOU ARE THE ENEMY I AM THE ENEMY
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9am and I’m not at work Ditched my job for a floral shirt Monday’s got the best of me Tipping on the verge of insanity Lost my car Lost my wife Lost everything but my pain and strife ‘Til a wise old man came up to me And this is what he said Listen young man I was once your age Don’t be afraid To make mistakes You only get one chance So make it count Don’t sweat the small stuff And laugh out loud Everything will happen as it needs So aim high and go for your dreams Not everything is always as it seems So live each day with joy not misery Now I don’t care about anything Not school not you not anything Now I don’t care about anyone Cause worryings not a lot of fun I live my life in apathy Caring is just not meant And if you all tend to agree Then raise your voice and sing with me Cause life she is a beach Cause life she is a beach Now we don’t care about anything Not school not you not anything Now we don’t care about anyone Cause worryings not a lot of fun We live our lives in apathy Caring is just not meant for us So if you all tend to agree Then raise your voice and sing me Board under my arm Sand under my feet Waves crash all around And seem to speak to me I wonder what wisdom they’d impart to me If I could understand their tonality Spray it’s my face as I hasten pace Into their cold salty embrace All sense of worry disappears As I surf away all of my fears Now I don’t care about anything Not school not you not anything Now I don’t care about anyone Cause worryings not a lot of fun I live my life in apathy Caring is just not meant And if you all tend to agree Then raise your voice and sing with me Cause life she is a beach Cause life she is a beach
6.
Sweaty Wendy 02:56
I once met a girl and her name was Wendy she was around the boys oh so plenty but the problem was... she was heavy she’d wait for the boys to get drunk and horny Then she’d take them home until the next morning they’d wake up all hot and sweaty ‘cause they spent the night with SWEATY WENDY She’s a bar predator waiting like a vulture someone that all men fear SWEATY WENDY On the night you main have fun until you realize what you’ve done SWEATY WENDY I am a girl and my name is Wendy I hang around the boys oh so plenty but the problem is... I am heavy I wait for the boys to get drunk and horny Then I take them home until the next morning they’d wake up all hot and sweaty Oh no what happened last night? Beer goggles got the best of my sight this arm around me as big as my thigh if she rolls over I think I might die was this the chick I spoke to last night? The drink she gave me must have been spiked why am I all hot and sticky? oh-no, OH-NO, IT’S SWEATY WENDY!!! She’s a bar predator waiting like a vulture someone that all men fear SWEATY WENDY On the night you main have fun until you realize what you’ve done SWEATY WENDY
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PSA 02:28
Anal, blowjob, cuckold, dp, big tits, cam porn, masturbation hardcore, soft core, oiled up, shemale ass to mouth, stocking, teen sex, nuggets, milf, granny porn Asians, red heads I love them all mommy said that he is watching that I must refrain from touching This is our PSA listen to what we have to say keep an open mind playing with yourself won't make you blind! In a car, in a church, in the back of a dead man's hearse in the school, in a pool, while you're driving and acting cool while at work have a jerk while staring at the reception clerk These are just a few suggestions just accept we don't take questions Whatever you are into there is a perversion for you I have but named a few the rest is all up to you so light up your laptop screen grab a jar of vaseline and if you are the taking gender don't forget your favourite member This is our PSA listen to what we have to say keep an open mind playing with yourself won't make you blind! After a lonely night or two, if there's nothing else to do, grab your favourite magazine, hustler playboy even good house keeping. You know there is no better way so touch yourself all night and day even if your straight or gay the Swatting bays do it every day We all love PORN PORN-PORN-PORN-PORN PORN-PORN-PORN-PORN PORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORN PORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORN PORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORN PORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORN we all love - Anal, blowjob, cuckold, dp, big tits, cam porn, masturbation hardcore, soft core, oiled up, shemale ass to mouth, stocking, teen sex, nuggets, milf, granny porn Asians, red heads I love them all mommy said that he is watching that I must refrain from touching
8.
Sweat drips down the front of my face Heart beats out at a dangerous pace Eyes dilate senses clear My addiction has no peer Time freezes My mind slows down When I’m floating above the ground In my veins I can feel it pumping Time slows down And the world means nothing Not injected and it’s never smoked This is a drug without I can’t cope Running through my veins I can feel it pumping Time slows down And the world means nothing Run out of work with a board in hand A destination, Escape plan Time to get away from the daily grind All we do is work a 9-5 Live for the feeling Live for the burn Busting moves or busting bones Heart rate rising Adrenalin pumping This ones for the Adrenalin junkheads

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DIY punk rock from Cape Town South Africa.

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released January 17, 2020

Produced, recorded and mixed by Jethro Harris www.amazingharris.com

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